Are YOU an Arminian?
1. Do you watch TBN (Trinity Broadcast Network) other than for comedic reasons? if yes -2
2. Do you regularly "come forward" or feel compelled to "come forward" at the end of a church service when the pastor gives the altar call? if yes -1
3. Do you replace the word 'think' with the word 'feel' when using a sentence? (ie. "I feel that the answer to the question is true.") if yes -1
4. Do you now carry, or have in your possession, any Jack Chick tracts? if yes -1
5. When Billy Graham or Jack Van Impe speaks does what they say elicit an emotional response? if yes -1
6. Do you feel compelled to fast when you are searching for "God's will"? if yes -1
7. Do you attend a "seeker service"? if yes -1
8. Does your church push whatever is the newest bestselling “christian” book. For example, has your pastor asked you or the church to be “Purpose Driven” if yes -1
9. Do you feel compelled to attend Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1
10. Is your pastor a graduate of either Fuller or Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1
11. Do you consider Hank Hanegraaff a theologian? if yes -2
12. Do you listen to Charles Stanley or any radio broadcast hosted by Campus Crusade for Christ? if yes -1
13. Does your pastor make his sermon points either rhyme or start with the same letter? if yes -1
14. Did you read any of the "Left Behind" books or watch the movie? if yes -1
15. Do you listen to any radio broadcast that is affiliated with Focus on the Family? if yes -1
16. Are you a Dispensationalist-Futurist? if yes -2
17. Do you have any Max Lucado books in your personal library? if yes -1
18. Do you feel guilty and believe you could have done more if a loved one or close friend has died without "accepting Christ" as his/her savior? if yes -
19. Do you have a fish decal on your car, or any other bumper sticker that tells people to get saved or go to hell? if yes -1
20. Does your pastor use extended draws at the end of sentences when he is preaching a sermon? ( ie. Praise the Lord..a, Praise God..a, amen….a) if yes -1
21. Do you have any books by Bill Hybels in your personal library? if yes -1
22. Do you attend any church that's name begins with "United"? if yes -2
23. Have you ever had a leg or finger lengthened at a "healing" service? Or does anyone at your church ever ask if you have “sin in your life? if yes -1
24. Do you use the word "anointed" on a regular/semi-regular basis? if yes -1
25. Do you now, or have you in the past, spoken in tongues? if yes -1
26. Have you ever heard of the following people? A.W. Pink, Jonathan Edwards, Charles Spurgeon, John Knox, John Calvin, Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King jr.) If no -1
27. Do you agree with, and promote the writings of Charles Finney? if yes -2
28. Does your church use a big screen in order to display images during a church service? if yes -1 If your church has a “praise band” -3
29. Have you ever said "Jesus loves you" to a perfect stranger? if yes -1
30. Do you wear a WWJD bracelet? if yes -1
31. Do you use the word "just" many times in prayer? (ie. "I just ask for a pleasant day and just help dad get well, and please just bless those around me….etc). The word "just" is used in many Arminian prayers, typically in Charismatic circles. if yes -1
32. Do you believe that, in your walk of faith, you may have lost your salvation a time or two? if yes -1
33. Do you attend a Roman Catholic church? (if yes then deduct 10 points. This would place you in the Pelagian circle of faith, you have passed the normal Arminian heresy and gone straight into the blatantly Antichrist camp.)
Ok, let’s see how you did. If your total is more than -5, you are either a full scale Arminian, or you are on your way. But it is still not too late for you to be given repentance… pray about it.
HELL NO, woah I love you.
Utuk can you shut up already? You are serious?
Your thought process here doesn't even make sense:
"None of those are characteristics of Arminianism.
Arminians reject Calvinism."
1 You think none of them have any of those traits? Wow so you know the whole planet huh? Dude, I can speak from experience because I hung out with them all the time and I talk to them all the time, she is right.
2. DUH THEY REJECT CALVINISM, does she sound like she doesn't know that?
3. How does rejecting Calvinism mean they don't have any of those traits lol?
Stop obsessing on your own opinions, being careless when you judge, and being arrogant.
November 15 2008 06:54 pm | Bible Juice
10 Responses to “Are YOU an Arminian?”
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Stained Socks on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:41 am #
No but thers a shitload of those dudes in Van Nuys. I never heard of them till last year.
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Chosen by Grace on 16 Nov 2008 at 12:52 am #
HELL NO, woah I love you.
Utuk can you shut up already? You are serious?
Your thought process here doesn't even make sense:
"None of those are characteristics of Arminianism.
Arminians reject Calvinism."
1 You think none of them have any of those traits? Wow so you know the whole planet huh? Dude, I can speak from experience because I hung out with them all the time and I talk to them all the time, she is right.
2. DUH THEY REJECT CALVINISM, does she sound like she doesn't know that?
3. How does rejecting Calvinism mean they don't have any of those traits lol?
Stop obsessing on your own opinions, being careless when you judge, and being arrogant.
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http://romans916.com/once-saved.rtf
spiker on 16 Nov 2008 at 1:35 am #
no i cant even spell it
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brian8907 on 16 Nov 2008 at 2:16 am #
OMG! Darth took my question!
But no…I am not…I did however do some project in my trig class that we talked to Armenian people on a forum about math(kind of stupid). They just asked us about our culture in the US and told us all about how they're poor and no one likes them….
I guess the "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE US" thing doesn't help their case much…it didn't with me.
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And Lauren too???? Dang…why is everyone asking that?
mothball_x on 16 Nov 2008 at 2:25 am #
No, but thanks for providing me with an easy two points.
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inat on 16 Nov 2008 at 2:45 am #
No.
They live mostly in Glendale, North Hollywood, and Van Nuys.
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play_time2008 on 16 Nov 2008 at 3:14 am #
what is it ?
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Utuk on 16 Nov 2008 at 3:23 am #
None of those are characteristics of Arminianism.
Arminians reject Calvinism.
Unless, of course, you are talking about actual Arminians, who practice a form of Monophysitism.
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slaveof12gods on 16 Nov 2008 at 3:49 am #
wow - prime example of what mental illness does!
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Silverback on 16 Nov 2008 at 4:23 am #
Very good. I answered no to nearly all of them. Does this mean I am an "Arminian?" Or does if mean that I am not an "Armianian?"
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